I decided to add something new to the site to make it a "site", rather than just a webcam. I now have a total of 62 (I counted!) email accounts, so I get a tremendous amount of email, sometimes as many as 1000 per DAY! So, I get all of the forwards, the jokes, the nifty sayings, and everything in between. So, I thought, why not put these into some sort of page to share them? Therefore, the newest addition to the site is "Say What?" I will update it...somtimes...whenever I get something noteworthy. Check it out!

This cam's been up for about 6 years now. No special reason...I just wanted to see if I could do it, and it's a simple way to let my friends and family check up on me every now and then. I don't think I'm particularly interesting, but I know some people like to peek in on what other people are doing. It's reassuring to see other people sitting in front of their computers at all hours.

2. Why aren't you live now? When are you live? Do you have a schedule? You are NEVER home!

Both of my cams are live 24/7. If it isn't working, check back later. I'm probably rebooting, or my DSL link is dead. I am not in front of the home cam 24/7 because I am not at home 24/7. Yes, it's true...I have a life. If you want to see me on my home cam, your best bet is evenings or weekends. I'm on my work cam during--you guessed it--WORKING hours!

3. Why can't I see anything? Your site doesn't work. All I see is a gray box...blah blah blah...

This site uses java and DHTML. You need to enable java to see it. If you don't know how, figure it out. I ain't your technical support! If you're using AOL...you should get a tackhammer and hit yourself repeatedly in the head. It doesn't like java, and besides that, it just plain sucks. "You're so stupid, no wonder we're #1!". Piss on AOL.

What am I, your damn puppet? I am not going to sit on cam and wave for hours at a time. The thrill of proving that I'm live has worn off. Check the time on the cam, if it's live it will change. If you want to talk to me, figure out how to use an instant messenger. Email is a little slower, but it works. Understand that this is a camera meant for you to watch me doing what I normally do. I don't generally sit here smiling or waving. I'm not always paying attention. Sometimes I am just plain boring...GET OVER IT!

I love women. So does my wife. She also loves the webcam. You might even be able to catch her in front of it occasionally. I am not a homosexual, so don't ask me to do some freakish crap for you. I also don't do cyber sex, and if you do, then perhaps you should locate the nearest chainsaw and have your genitalia removed. Any questions?

This is fairly simple. Get a cam...any cam will do. I have three different kinds, and they all work about the same. Read the instructions. The best way to learn is to just take some time and experiment. If you want a webcam, there are tons of programs out there. I use Webcam32 to upload my images. It has some great features, and it's easy to configure.

8. Will you send me a picture? Wanna trade? Don't you have any other pics I can see?

I get about 250 unique hits a week. I'm fully clothed, and I'm a guy. Two strikes before you ever visit the site. I'm not a hit-monger, and I could care less if I get 50 hits or 5 million.